The rules are easy. Please respect the property, the road its on, and the home you're staying in.

NOISE Outdoor quiet time is 9 pm. Feel free to keep the conversations going, especially around the fire, but please move the loud sounds inside. If you're feeling wound up, take a soak in the hot tub (but please rinse off first). Please have the exterior speakers completely turned off by 9 pm. This is a quiet place in the evenings. If you want to host a later gathering, it must be communicated with the host. Please communicate your needs, we will talk with the neighbors, and let you know what options there are. We all like to have a good time.

SPEED LIMIT Please drive very slow on the dirt road. Do not speed over 10MPH. The neighbors regularly walk the road and there are many blind spots and children present. Please respect the slow speeds or your reservation will be terminated.

EARLY CHECK-IN / LATE CHECK-OUT May be possible pending availability, please inquire.

Unapproved CHECK-OUT TIME Check-out time is prompt at 10 AM. We would love to let you stay forever, but we may have another guest checking in after you. If you have not been approved for a late check-out, you will be subject to a $50 fine for each 15 minute interval that you delay the cleaning team. We value the time of our staff and hope you do as well. A delayed checkout only causes stress and extra work for them. We hope you understand, so please make sure to check out on time in order to avoid any fine. If a late checkout time is mandatory, please be sure to make arrangements upon booking. We will do our best to accommodate your request pending availability. Lastly, please remember that Arizona does not observe Daylight Savings so please make sure to check local time.

PHOTOSHOOTS/FILMS If you are booking for a Photoshoot or Production, we have special rates for you and all shoots must be approved prior to booking.

ADDITIONAL GUESTS Our base occupancy limit is 9 guests. Additional fees apply for any guests over the maximum allowed number of guests on the listing. The additional fee will be $25 per person per night.

NO SMOKING PLEASE No indoor or patio smoking. Smoking only at designated covered area just outside of carport. There is an ashtray pedestal, please use it and help prevent fires.

PARTY GLITTER & CONFETTI FEE We politely warn that there will be an additional fee of $50 for sprinkling glitter or confetti per room.

PETS Dogs welcomed. If you are staying longer than 3 weeks, then we may require an additional fee to accommodate the deep cleaning. Cats are not allowed due to housekeeper allergies. Dogs are not allowed in beds or on furniture. $1000 per bed and $1500 per couch if this rule is not respected.

CHECKOUT INSTRUCTIONS / CLEANUP Please clean up and discard all your trash prior to your departure. Please also shut and lock all doors and windows. Do not strip the beds, as we need to assess and treat stains prior to washing. If your garbage is more than what fits in the 2 provided dumpsters with the lids closed, you will receive a $100 fee to cover a 3rd party removal and dump fees.

HOT TUB AND POOL Please wash off any oils, skin products, and fragrances before entering the hot tub. No food or drinks in either the pool or hot tub. We take great pride in keeping the hot tub clean and fresh for each use and test phosphates for major changes in water condition. If phosphates are above 300ppb, an extra cleaning fees will be forwarded to the guest to be paid should services be required. If a full change of water should need to be required, a $400 fee for the hot tub and $1000 fee for the pool will be charged to the guest. These levels will never be a problem if you simply shower before using either - thank you!

PARTIES & EVENTS Currently, Airbnb has put a temporary ban on all events. They have not defined what determines an event. In the past some guests have had friends gather for a BBQ or a baby shower. To avoid any possible issues, please reach out to us on social media to discuss details.

Based on the type of event and if Airbnb allows it, additional refundable security deposit will be taken for parties and events.

Events held without approval will result in either immediate cancelation of reservation with no refund or $1000 fee.

MISCELANEOUS Please don't water the plants. Desert plants have very particular cycles and we have pro's who take care of their needs. Any damages to plants or dumping of anything but water on to them, will result in a fee based on the landscapers discretion to fix; invoice provided.

If you break anything, please let us know so we can replace items before the next guest. If it's glass, we really need to know so that we can best protect others.

Please pick up any animal droppings your dogs leave behind. There are bags in the drawer next to the sink, as well as a trashcan under the car port.

No fires outside of designated fire pit.

Lost remotes will be a $50 charge per remote.

Missing or stained linens will result in $25/towel, cloth, or standard pillowcase, $50/sheet, quilted/duvet pillow case, or throw blanket, $200 quilt, $100 duvet, $35/pillow.

So I know you read the rules, please send me a message to answer the following question: What color feels like "Tucson" to you?