1. NO parties or unauthorized gatherings.
2. Don't destroy our house - Treat our home the way you would treat your own (but better) :)
3. Don't steal things - If there's something we have that you want, let us know... maybe we can work something out.
4. Don't do anything illegal (substances, behaviors, downloads) - If the cops come looking for us, we'll tattle! Wifi is provided for your convenience. No illegal downloads permitted. If provider(s) notify of illegal activity, we will turn over any information we have regarding the incident.
5. Don't be a gunslinger - No unlicensed weapons allowed.
6. Get off my lawn - Honor check in/out times 4pm-10am. Check out means being completely off the property (no cars in the driveway). We cannot offer early check-in or late check-out to ensure that our amazing cleaner has enough time to prepare the property for the next guest.
7. Any additional fees incurred by guests while staying must be paid by the guest (can be deducted from deposit). This includes any noise violations from the City, plumbing issues (don’t flush baby wipes), etc.
8. We hope you bought Travel Insurance - No cancellation refunds for any reason within 14 days prior to check in for any reason. This includes natural disasters, acts of God, pandemics, sicknesses and minor inconveniences. If there is a possibility of cancellation, consider purchasing travel insurance. If you have questions about travel insurance, we can help... just ask! If you're at the house already, sorry, it's too late :(
9. Don't shoot a movie without us - Must receive advance permission and get a signed waiver for professional photos or filming which includes anything that will be posted online, etc (inside or outside).
10. Just talk to us - No post-stay refunds will be issued for any reason. Guest must contact us during stay with clear documentation so we have a chance to correct the issue in real time (vs after the stay when it’s too late). The goal is to rectify any issues right away so guests can enjoy a great stay.
11. Show me the monayyyy! - If any delays or issues in payment are not quickly resolved, guests must immediately leave the premises.
12. Stay out of our drawers - All host areas are off limits for guests (whether locked or not) including owner's closets (marked).
13. We didn't start the fire! - No open flames or candles inside the house. Do not leave gas grill unattended. Turn off gas grill after each use. Existing propane tank for the grill is provided. Beyond that, you are welcome to replace at your expense.
14. Be kind, rewind - The sofa chairs are designed to be reconfigured to what's best suited for guests. Please take caution when rearranging the sofa chairs. Please put the sofa chairs back the way you found them upon check-in.
15. We must protect this house! - Hosts (and authorized representatives) can enter the property if any emergency or urgent situations arise, if there’s a party, or if it’s past check out time.
16. Shhhh - Quiet times begin at 10pm and end at 9am. Our neighbors are awesome and we want to be awesome too!
17. Don't touch my drumset (or technology) - Tampering with, intentionally turning off or disabling any security equipment at or around the house (WiFi, router, exterior video cameras, etc) means the security deposit and entire reservation can be canceled and forfeited without refund and you will be asked to leave immediately. More importantly, it can prevent your ability to enjoy your stay (no internet) or even access the house (the lock may not work).
18. Smoking is bad, mmkay? - Smoking is bad for your health. It also stinks up a house. Don't smoke in or around the house. That includes all types of smoking and/or vaping.
19. Stuff Happens - if something breaks, please let us know so that we can get it fixed for you or for the next guest. The sooner the better!
20. Dogs are awesome - Cats are great too but they're not allowed, so please don’t bring them. If you bring a dog, you need to let us know in advance and it must be marked on the reservation. There's a pet fee. This fee covers extra cleaning for dog hair and dander to ensure that your dog doesn't bother the next guest after you leave. Don't try to sneak a pet in... we'll know. This includes Service Animals.
21. Dogs don't like to be left alone - Please don't leave your dog alone in the house. If you must leave your dog alone, please crate them. Oh, you'll also need to bring a crate.
22. Pooo? - If you bring a dog, please clean up after your dog. Nobody likes THOSE kind of surprises.
23. Keep them on a leash! - When walking your dog, please make sure they are on a leash at all times. We don't want any Kujo repeats :)
24. For the Children! - Please don't let your children onto the 3rd floor balcony unattended. While there's a safety railing to prevent falls, children are slippery little buggers who can squeeze thru a small crack and find themselves in a jam.
25. Don't Pee in our Pool!  If you have infants or small children that are not potty-trained or prone to accidents, please make sure they are wearing a swim diaper.  Any accidents in the pool will require the pool to be closed for the entire neighborhood and may incur additional penalties/fees.  We want to be good neighbors and a closed pool affects everyone.
26. No RV, Camper or Boat Parking - The neighborhood does not allow RV, Camper or boat parking at all. You will be asked to move your RV, Camper or Boat if you park it anywhere in the neighborhood, including the driveway. If you do not move it, you will be asked to leave the house and/or the vehicle will be towed. No exceptions.
27. Communication is Key - you must respond to our booking message within 48 hours stating that you have read and understood the House Rules along with the names and ages of all guests.
28. Do we have an agreement? - You must sign our rental agreement and schedule a $500 security deposit (which will be sent to you upon booking) within 48 hours of booking. Failure to sign the agreement & schedule the security deposit within 48 hours of booking can result in having your reservation cancelled or forfeited without refund. No access to the property will be given if these items aren't taken care of promptly.

Any broken rules can be grounds for early termination and forfeit of booking without refund of booking or deposit.

We are committed to fairness. Our goal is to return deposit in full because all went smoothly. However, broken rules can result in fees that can be deducted from deposit at host’s discretion or charged to the guest thru AirBnB.