Welcome to Philly! We want you to have an amazing time in our city while ensuring our home stays in great shape for everyone. We’ve had some past issues, so these rules are here to help keep everything running smoothly. If anything seems unclear or if you have any questions, just ask – we’re here to help! House Rules: No parties or events—Let's keep things low-key and relaxed. No drugs or illicit behavior—safety and respect for everyone are key. No smoking, vaping, or marijuana—please keep it out of the home, off the balconies, and at least 25 feet away from the building. Quiet hours from 10 pm to 7 am – We strictly enforce this to ensure everyone gets a good night’s rest. Registered guests only – No additional guests or overnight visitors unless they’re listed on your reservation. No shoes inside—helps keep the place clean and cozy. Toilet paper only in the toilet—keeps the plumbing happy! Keep the home clean and tidy—report any damages or missing items to us right away. Follow all city and building bylaws—it helps everyone get along. Age Requirement: Guests must be 25 years or older. Location Requirement: We don’t rent to local residents of Philadelphia – this helps us maintain a vacation-friendly atmosphere. Fee Schedule: $500 for removing any or all guests/occupants. $500 for excessive noise. $500 for smoking. $500 for breaking any house rules. $1000 for clogging toilets with inappropriate items like baby wipes or small objects. $50 per hour for unauthorized late check-out. $50 per person for unlisted guests or exceeding the booked number of guests. We may remove any retaliatory reviews related to violations of these rules. Guests agree to cover any damages resulting from rule violations, including property damage, damage to common areas, and lost revenue due to canceled reservations. Thanks for understanding and for helping us keep our home a wonderful place for everyone. Enjoy your stay!